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Who touched prod?! 🚨 It’s a question no engineer wants to hear… Because 1 small optimization can cause a HUGE incident. With your name on it. The good news? There’s a better way to optimize your cloud. Sedai is patented to lower your cloud costs, safely, on Autopilot. Our platform learns how your applications actually behave — from traffic to dependencies to golden signals. APPLICATION INTELLIGENCE is our secret sauce. That’s why Sedai never causes an incident. And never breaches your SLOs. …So you don’t end up like Kevin 🤣 Ready to optimize fearlessly? Get started at sedai.io/who-touched-prod

"Who touched prod?" The three words that ruin a Friday. The Slack ping that turns your stomach. Every engineer knows that feeling. Most cost optimization tools cause it. Sedai works differently. It optimizes by learning how your applications actually behave — not just whether CPU looks idle at 2am. Changes are incremental, validated against your SLOs, and reversible. 25M autonomous changes in production at companies like Palo Alto Networks, Expedia, and GSK.

What happens when one cloud cost optimization takes down production?

Kevin was just trying to go home on a Friday. He didn't deserve this. "Who touched prod?" is the three-word Slack message that can turn a normal Friday into a total mayhem. We made a 1.5-minute film about what happens next to Kevin. It's dramatic. It's a little absurd. And if you've ever worked in infrastructure, it's deeply and uncomfortably relatable. Sedai exists so no one has to be Kevin. Application-aware, autonomous cloud optimization that actually understands your workloads — not just utilization metrics — so your cloud savings don't come with a visit from the fire department. Watch what happened to Kevin (sound on) →

What if you could walk into your next review and confidently tell your boss, “I saved us $3.5 million on cloud costs this quarter”? With Sedai’s patented Autonomous Cloud AI, that’s not hypothetical—it’s exactly what high‑performing teams achieve. Our AI continuously rightsizes VMs, auto‑pauses idle services, and tunes microservices in real time—so you cut waste, boost performance, and keep your CFO smiling. No scripts to maintain. No after‑hours fire drills. Just pure autonomous savings. Ready to turn cloud spend into profit? Seriously.

Cloud optimization sounds good — until it risks performance or uptime. That’s why Sedai starts with a Free Cloud Cost Analysis. You get clear answers before changing anything: ✓ Savings potential (monthly + annual) ✓ Workloads ranked by impact ✓ What’s safe to automate — with guardrails 30-minute setup. Read-only access. Zero production impact.